THE DRAMA DETECTOR — Because Someone Isn’t Telling the Whole Truth

$66.00

THE DRAMA DETECTOR

Everybody has a story. Not everybody’s story is accurate.

This reading is designed for moments of interpersonal confusion, when behavior doesn’t add up, tension feels charged, and you can’t tell whether you’re being triggered, manipulated, or legitimately crossed.

I don’t take sides. I read patterns.

This is not about validating your version of events or excusing someone else’s behavior. It’s about breaking the situation down with clarity and precision so you can see what’s actually happening without distortion, projection, or emotional theater.

This is energetic forensics.

WHAT THIS READING DOES

This reading focuses on one specific interpersonal dynamic and may include:
• identifying who is generating the chaos
• clarifying underlying motives behind the behavior
• distinguishing projection from genuine boundary violations
• showing where responsibility belongs (yours, theirs, or shared)
• naming whether the situation reflects drama, distortion, or real harm

The goal is clarity not comfort.

WHAT THIS READING IS

• An intuitive analysis of one interpersonal situation
• A tool for identifying manipulation, confusion, projection, and bait
• A grounded interpretation of behavior, motive, and energetic dynamics
• Diagnostic clarity, not therapy, not moral arbitration

WHAT THIS READING IS NOT

This reading does not:
• validate fantasies or fixed narratives
• act as a “prove they’re the villain” service
• process trauma or provide emotional caretaking
• review screenshots, message threads, or dissertations
• address multiple people or multiple situations

I read truth not allegiance.

WHAT YOU MUST PROVIDE

To keep this reading clean and precise, you’ll submit:
• One situation or question only
• The roles involved (e.g., friend, partner, coworker)
• What you suspect but haven’t confirmed

No screenshots.
No message dumps.
No essays.

Containment keeps this accurate.

USE THIS READING IF YOU:

• keep replaying a moment thinking “what actually just happened?”
• feel confused, guilty, or off-balance after an interaction
• suspect gaslighting or distortion
• can’t tell if it’s your trigger or their behavior
• want clarity before re-entering a draining dynamic
• are willing to see your role if it exists

DO NOT BUY THIS IF:

• you want validation over truth
• you’re attached to one version of the story
• you want me to side with you automatically
• accountability makes you defensive
• you’re looking to outsource responsibility

This is not confrontation. It’s discernment.

DELIVERY

Delivery: 2–3 days
Format: One-page written PDF
All readings are delivered via email to the address provided at checkout.

This is deliberate, contained clarity not instant emotional discharge.

ABOUT ROSE

I’m Ros, intuitive, clairvoyant, precise, and direct. I don’t confirm delusion. I read truth not allegiance.

If you want clarity that cuts through confusion without collapsing you, this reading does exactly that.

THE DRAMA DETECTOR

Everybody has a story. Not everybody’s story is accurate.

This reading is designed for moments of interpersonal confusion, when behavior doesn’t add up, tension feels charged, and you can’t tell whether you’re being triggered, manipulated, or legitimately crossed.

I don’t take sides. I read patterns.

This is not about validating your version of events or excusing someone else’s behavior. It’s about breaking the situation down with clarity and precision so you can see what’s actually happening without distortion, projection, or emotional theater.

This is energetic forensics.

WHAT THIS READING DOES

This reading focuses on one specific interpersonal dynamic and may include:
• identifying who is generating the chaos
• clarifying underlying motives behind the behavior
• distinguishing projection from genuine boundary violations
• showing where responsibility belongs (yours, theirs, or shared)
• naming whether the situation reflects drama, distortion, or real harm

The goal is clarity not comfort.

WHAT THIS READING IS

• An intuitive analysis of one interpersonal situation
• A tool for identifying manipulation, confusion, projection, and bait
• A grounded interpretation of behavior, motive, and energetic dynamics
• Diagnostic clarity, not therapy, not moral arbitration

WHAT THIS READING IS NOT

This reading does not:
• validate fantasies or fixed narratives
• act as a “prove they’re the villain” service
• process trauma or provide emotional caretaking
• review screenshots, message threads, or dissertations
• address multiple people or multiple situations

I read truth not allegiance.

WHAT YOU MUST PROVIDE

To keep this reading clean and precise, you’ll submit:
• One situation or question only
• The roles involved (e.g., friend, partner, coworker)
• What you suspect but haven’t confirmed

No screenshots.
No message dumps.
No essays.

Containment keeps this accurate.

USE THIS READING IF YOU:

• keep replaying a moment thinking “what actually just happened?”
• feel confused, guilty, or off-balance after an interaction
• suspect gaslighting or distortion
• can’t tell if it’s your trigger or their behavior
• want clarity before re-entering a draining dynamic
• are willing to see your role if it exists

DO NOT BUY THIS IF:

• you want validation over truth
• you’re attached to one version of the story
• you want me to side with you automatically
• accountability makes you defensive
• you’re looking to outsource responsibility

This is not confrontation. It’s discernment.

DELIVERY

Delivery: 2–3 days
Format: One-page written PDF
All readings are delivered via email to the address provided at checkout.

This is deliberate, contained clarity not instant emotional discharge.

ABOUT ROSE

I’m Ros, intuitive, clairvoyant, precise, and direct. I don’t confirm delusion. I read truth not allegiance.

If you want clarity that cuts through confusion without collapsing you, this reading does exactly that.